Welcome to Wonderland sing and play along

Welcome to Wonderland.

My God, it's halfpast eight.

Who cares if you came late.

We don't care where you've been.

You're gonna fit right in.

A little fun detour.

A little crazy, sure.

Don't get all insecure.

Pardon me, but have you seen someone looking like a queen sharpening a guillotine?

Prob'ly just as well.

She's capricious as can be, lopping heads off by decree.

This week severed fortythree;

cutting them pellmell.

What a party!

Has it started snowing?

Ev'ryone not coming will be going.

Do you know the Queen of Hearts' new orders?

They're the same as always:

close the borders.

Could she be the one, you know?

Tin Man, Lion, or Scarecrow?

Wait, that's from a diff'rent show.

Please start making sense.

Have you seen my walrus, dear?

Big moustache that's down to here.

Made the oysters disappear,

claiming selfdefense.

Wait, I think I think I think you think you're dreaming.

And when I wake up, I'll wake You wake up screaming.

We don't think at all;

we simply feel, dear.

OK, someone tell me what's the deal

Hey, lady, here's the deal.

Welcome to Wonderland.

This is your new address.

You'll love it more or less.

No time to decompress.

It's afternoon all day.

There's lots of games to play.

Flamingo lawn croquet.

So please enjoy your stay.

Ev'ry day, it's something new.

Problems up the old wazoo.

Rumors of a palace coup.

Get me outta here.

Answers are in short supply.

Who, what, where, when, how, or why?

Cross my heart and hope to die.

Get it into gear.

When your alter ego's interfering,

selfesteem cannot help disappearing.

Welcome to Wonderland.

Start rockin' with the band.

You're going so damn fast.

Your future's in your past.

An author always knows which way the story goes.

So tidy up loose ends with a little help from your friends.

Come on and sing along and join our little band.

Turn up the volume and keep on dancin'.

Sit back, enjoy yourself, and feel the river flow;

make sure the journey's worth the things you're chancin'.

We're all a little nuts, in case you didn't know.

Ooblee, Ooblee, ooblah.

oo blah.

We'd love to stay here but we really gotta go.

Ooblee, Ooblee, ooblah.

oo blah.

Life can be fantastic ev'ry minute for as long as you can just stay in it.

Welcome to Wonderland where ev'rything you see,

I mean from "A" to "Z,"

ain't what it seems to be.

Welcome to Wonderland.

Set phasers up to stun.

Turn out the lights when done.

Good luck and thanks a ton.

Ciao, baby.

Gotta run.