Off with Their Heads

It's the (A#7)least I can do.

Off (D#m7)with their heads!

It's the (C#m7)only phrase that (B)always rings true.

(Cdim7)Never gets old.

So I (C#7sus4)say to you (B)with (C#)(B)(C#)conviction:

(F#)Off with their heads!

(A#7)It's my one real milieu.

(D#m7)Ev'ryone dreads (Dm7)what the (C#m7)queen may (F#7)say.

Though (B)hats they may doff,

(G#m7)it will be off (C#13)with their

(F#)heads. (G#m7)(C#)Ooh!

I try to (F#)be She tries to be even and (F7)fair,

even and fair, but as you (F#)see,

but as we I'm almost (D#7)never all quite (G#m7)there.

Noblesse oblige, (F7)my (C#)derrière.

Her (C#7)derrière.

Sweet. When I (F#)demand, It's really grand,

all must adhere.

(F7)the royal rear.

I wave my (F#)hand Can she com and all my (D#7)courtiers appear.

(G#m7)And when they (F7)don't,

or (B)if they (C#)won't,

(B)loud (C#)and (B)clear, (C#)it's (F#)"Off with their heads!"

I don't care (A#7)what they've done.

(D#m7)"Off with their heads!"

This is is my (C#m7)first and (F#7)second rule (B)number one.

(Cdim7)Once you've begun, well, it's (B)so much (C#)fun.

(B)All (C#)(B)(C#)together...

(F#)"Off with their heads!"

(A#7)is a mantra of mine.

(D#m7)"Off with their heads!"

is my (F#7)bottom line.

Fine. And (B)if you dare scoff,

(G#7)well, then it's (C#13)off with your

(F#)She's off, she's awful, she's all off with your heads!

(A#m)Don't need a congress or a (D#7)constitution,

(G#m7)for it's a forgone (D7)(C#7)conclusion

(F#)that ev'ry problem has the (D#7)same solution.

(G#m7)Persuade, crusade with a (G#7)custommade

(Bmaj7)renewable, doable, unmisconstruable stainless steel (C#13)blade.