Welcome to Wonderland

Welcome to (Bm)Wonderland.

My God, it's halfpast (G7)eight.

Who cares if you came (Em7)late.

We don't care where you've (F#7)been.

You're gonna fit right (Bm)in.

A little fun (G7)detour.

A little crazy, (Em7)sure.

Don't get all insecure.

(Bm)Pardon me, but have you seen someone looking (E7)like a queen (G)sharpening a (D)guillotine?

(C)Prob'ly just as well.

(Bm)She's capricious as can be, lopping heads off (E7)by decree.

(G)This week severed (D)fortythree;

(C)cutting them pellmell.

(Bm)What a party!

Has it started (C)(Bm)snowing?

Ev'ryone not coming will be (C)(F#7sus4)going.

(Bm)Do you know the Queen of Hearts' new (C)(Bm)orders?

They're the same as always:

close the (C)(F#)borders.

(Bm)Could she be the one, you know?

Tin Man, Lion, (E7)or Scarecrow?

(G)Wait, that's from a (D)diff'rent show.

(C)Please start making sense.

(Bm)Have you seen my walrus, dear?

Big moustache that's (E7)down to here.

(G)Made the oysters (D)disappear,

(C)claiming selfdefense.

(Bm)Wait, I think I think I think you (F#)think you're dreaming.

(Bm)And when I wake up, I'll wake You (F#7)wake up screaming.

(Bm)We don't think at all;

we simply (C)feel, (C#m7)dear.

(Bm)OK, someone tell me what's the (C)deal

Hey, lady, (F#7)here's the deal.

Welcome to (Bm)Wonderland.

This is your new (G7)address.

You'll love it more or (Em7)less.

No time to (F#7)decompress.

It's afternoon all (Bm)day.

There's lots of games to (G7)play.

Flamingo lawn (Em7)croquet.