The Yodeling Veterinarian Of The Alps

There (G)lived a man so long ago,

his (Am)memory's but faint, was (D)not admired,

did not inspire like (G)president or (D)saint.

But (G)people came from far and near with (C)their afflicted (C#m7)pets,

for a (G)special cure they know for sure wouldn't (D7)come from other (G)vets.

(D7)Whoa.

(G)This is a song for your poor sick (D7)penguin.

He's got a fever and his toes are (G)blue.

But if I sing to your poor sick (D7)penguin,

he will feel better in a day or (G)two!

Yodellehhee Yo (D7)lehhee Yo (G)lehheehoo.

Yodellehhee (D7)Yolehhee (G)Yodelhoo.

Yodellehhee Yo (D7)lehhee Yo (G)lehheehoo.

Yade yade ya (D7)yade (G)yadeooo.

No skeptic could explain just how,

nor (Am)could one oft (D7)rebut the wondrous deeds that went on in that (G)little Alpine (D7)hut!

(G)Some would stand in silence while (C)some just scratched their (C#m7)scalps,

for the (G)curious ways of the (G#dim)Yodeling (D7)Veterinarian of the (G)Alps.

(D7)Whoa.

(G)This is a song for your pregnant (D7)kitty.

She's looking nauseous and a week past (G)due.

But if I sing to your pregnant (D7)kitty,

she will feel better in a day or (G)two!

Yodellehhee Yo (D7)lehhee Yo (G)lehheehoo.

Yodellehhee (D7)Yolehhee (G)Yodelhoo.

Yodellehhee Yo (D7)lehhee Yo (G)lehheehoo.

Yada yada ya (D7)yada (G)yagadoo.

The practice grew, their profits flew (Am)until one fateful (D7)day,

when nurse who did assist the doc asked (G)for a raise in (D7)pay.

(G)doctor pondered this awhile, (C)back and scratched his (C#m7)scalp,

then said, (G)curious ways of the (G#dim)Yodeling (D7)Veterinarian of the (G)Alps.

"No way José!"

(G)to the nurse of the (Ddim7)Yodeling (D7)Veterinarian of the (G)Alps!

Some would stand in silence while (C)some just scratched their (C#m7)scalps,

for the (G)curious ways of the (Ddim7)Yodeling (D7)Veterinarian of the

(G)Alps!