His Cheeseburger

He (G)said to her, "I'd like a (D)cheeseburger.

And I (F)might like a milkshake as (C)well."

She (G)said to him, "I can't give you (D)either."

And he (F)said, "Isn't this Burger (C)Bell?"

She (B7)said, "Yes, it is, but we're (Em)closed now.

But we (C)open tomorrow at (D)ten."

He (Em)said, "I am extreme not ly (D)hungry,

but I (C)guess I can wait until (D)then."

'Cause you're his (G)(D)cheeseburger, his yummy (G)(D)cheeseburger.

He'll wait for (C)you,

yeah. He'll wait for (D)you.

Oh, you are his (G)(D)cheeseburger, his tasty (G)(D)cheeseburger.

He'll wait for (C)you.

Oh, (D7)he will wait for (G)you.

(D)He (G)stayed at the drivethrough a 'til (D)sunrise.

And He (F)may have dozed off once or (C)twice.

When (G)he ted a "I billboard for (D)Denny's,

And he (F)bacon and eggs for half (C)price,

how (B7)could he resist such an (Em)offer?

But He (C)really need something to (D)munch.

He (Em)Cheeseburger, please do not get (D)angry.

He'll I (C)eat and be back here for (D)lunch.

'Cause you're his (G)(D)cheeseburger, his precious (G)(D)cheeseburger.

Be back for (C)you,

he'll be back for (D)you.

Won't be so long, (G)(D)cheeseburger, oh lovely (G)(D)cheeseburger.

Be back for (C)you.

Oh, (D7)he will wait for (G)you.

(D)He (D7)he'll be back for (G)you.

(B7)'Cause he (Em)loves you, cheeseburger, with all his heart.

And there ain't nothing gonna tear you two apart.

And if the (D)world suddenly ran out of cheese he would (Bb)get down on his (Ab)hands and knees to see if (Gb)someone accidently dropped some (Bb)cheese in the dirt and he would (C)wash it off for you,

wipe it off for you, clean that dirty cheese up just for you.

You are his cheeseburger.