The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

We are the pirates who don't do (C)anything!

We just (G)stay home and lie (D)around!

And if you (G)ask us to do (C)anything,

we'll just (G)tell you we don't do (G5)(F)anything.

Well, I've never been to Greenland,

and I've (C)never been to Denver,

and I've (G)never buried treasure in St.

(F)Louis or St.

Paul! And I've (G)never been to Moscow,

and I've (C)never been to Tampa,

and I've (G)never been to (F)Boston in the (G)fall!

'Cause we're the pirates who don't do (C)anything!

We just (G)stay home and lie (D)around!

And if you (G)ask us to do (C)anything,

we'll just (G)tell you we don't do (G5)(F)anything.

And I never hoist the mainstay and I (C)never swab the poopdeck,

and I (G)never veer to starboard 'cause I (F)never sail at all!

And I've (G)never walked the gangplank,

and I've (C)never owned a parrot,

and I've (G)never been to (F)Boston in the (G)fall!

'Cause we're the fall!

And I've never licked a spark plug,

and I've (C)never sniffed a (F)stinkbug,

and I've (G)never painted daisies on a (D)big red rubber ball!

And I've (G)never bathed in yogurt,

and I (C)don't look good in (F)leggings.

And we've (G)never been to Boston (D7)in the (G)fall!