The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything sing and play along

We are the pirates who don't do anything!

We just stay home and lie around!

And if you ask us to do anything,

we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

Well, I've never been to Greenland,

and I've never been to Denver,

and I've never buried treasure in St.

Louis or St.

Paul! And I've never been to Moscow,

and I've never been to Tampa,

and I've never been to Boston in the fall!

'Cause we're the pirates who don't do anything!

We just stay home and lie around!

And if you ask us to do anything,

we'll just tell you we don't do anything.

And I never hoist the mainstay and I never swab the poopdeck,

and I never veer to starboard 'cause I never sail at all!

And I've never walked the gangplank,

and I've never owned a parrot,

and I've never been to Boston in the fall!

'Cause we're the fall!

And I've never licked a spark plug,

and I've never sniffed a stinkbug,

and I've never painted daisies on a big red rubber ball!

And I've never bathed in yogurt,

and I don't look good in leggings.

And we've never been to Boston in the fall!