You Can Call Me Al sing and play along

A man walks down the street,

he says, "Why am I soft in the middle now?

a Why am it's I soft in the middle,

the rest of my life is so hard.

I n't need a photo opportunity,

I want a shot at redemption.

Don't want to end up a cartoon in a cartoon sur role mod yard."

is Bone digger, bone digger, ducked dogs down in the al ley light some scatter far away in lit my welllit door.

He Mister beer belly, beer belly,

get these mutts away from dents.

me. are I don't find this i stuff He says musing anymore.

hallelujah. If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal.

I can call you Betty and Betty,

when you call me, you can call me Al.

A man walks down the street,

he says, "Why am I short of attention?

Got a short lit it's tle span of attention and oh,

be my nights are so long.

Where's n't speak my wife to and por family?

What if I die rency.

here? tion.

Don't Who'll to be my a role model a now that sur role ed yard."

the gone, dig the gone?

dig He cat back in the the mar ket with some scatter roly poly ag tle batfaced girl.

He All along, bel along, there were incidents and acci tecThere are hints ning and fini le He says gations.

men y and hallelujah.

If you'll be my bodyguard I can be your long lost pal.

I can call you Betty and Betty,

when you call me, you can call me Al.

call me Al.

Call me Al.

call me Al.

Call me.

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Na na na na

Na na na na na.

Na na na na na na na na.

Na na na na

Na na na na na.

Hm, hm,

hm hm.

Hm, hm,

hm hm.

If you'll be my bodyguard

I can call you Betty.

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