You Can Call Me Al

A man (C)walks (F)down the street,

he says, (C)"Why am I soft in the middle now?

(F)a Why am it's I soft in the middle,

the (Gm)rest of (F)my life is (C)so (F)hard.

I n't need a photo (Gm)opportunity,

I want (F)a shot at (C)redemption.

(F)Don't want to end (C)up a (F)cartoon in a (C)cartoon sur role mod yard."

is (F)Bone digger, bone digger, (C)ducked dogs down in the al ley light some (F)scatter far away in lit my (C)welllit door.

He Mister (F)beer belly, beer belly,

(C)get these mutts away from dents.

me. are (F)I don't find this i stuff He says (C)musing anymore.

hallelujah. If you'll (F)be my (C)bodyguard I can (F)be your (C)long (F)lost pal.

I can call you (C)Betty (Bb)and Betty,

(F)when you (C)call me, you (F)can (Bb)call me Al.

(F)A man (C)walks (F)down the street,

he says, (C)"Why am I short of attention?

Got (F)a short lit it's tle span of attention and (Gm)oh,

be (F)my nights are (C)so (F)long.

Where's n't speak my wife to and por family?

(Gm)What if (F)I die rency.

(C)here? tion.

(F)Don't Who'll to be (C)my a (F)role model a (C)now that sur role ed yard."

the (F)gone, dig the gone?

dig He (C)cat back in the the mar ket with some (F)scatter roly poly ag tle (C)batfaced girl.

He All (F)along, bel along, there were (C)incidents and acci tecThere are (F)hints ning and fini le He says (C)gations.

men y and hallelujah.

If you'll (F)be my (C)bodyguard I can (F)be your (C)long (F)lost pal.

I can call you (C)Betty (Bb)and Betty,

(F)when you (C)call me, you (F)can (Bb)call me Al.

(Bb)call me Al.

Call me Al.

(Bb)call me Al.

Call me.

(F)Na na na na (C)na na na na.

(F)Na na na na

Na na na na na.

Na na na na (C)na na na na.

(F)Na na na na

Na na na na na.

Hm, hm,