Wish You Were Gay sing and play along

"Baby, I don't feel so good,"

six words you never understood.

"I'll never let you go," five words you'll never say.

I laugh alone like nothing's wrong,

four days has never felt so long.

If three's a crowd and two was us,

one slipped away.

I just wanna make you feel okay,

but all you do is look the other way,

mm. I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay,

mm. I just kinda wish you were gay.

Is there a reason we're not through?

Is there a twelvestep just for you?

Our conversation's all in blue, eleven "heys."

Ten fingers tearing out my hair,

nine times you never made it there.

I ate alone at seven, you were six minutes away.

How'm I s'posed to make you feel okay

when all you do is walk the other way?

Uh. I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay,

uh. I just kinda wish you were gay.

To spare my pride,

to give your lack of int'rest an explanation,

don't say I'm not your type.

Just say that I'm not your preferred sexual orientation.

I'm so selfish, but you make me feel helpless,

yeah. And I can't stand another day,

stand another day.

I just wanna make you feel okay,

but all you do is look the other way,

mm. I can't tell you how much I wish I didn't wanna stay,

oh. I just kinda wish you were gay.

I just kinda wish you were gay.

I just kinda wish you were gay.