Wish You Were Gay

"Baby, (Am7)I don't feel so good,"

six words you (G)never (Em)understood.

"I'll never (Am7)let you go," five (D7)words you'll never say.

(Em)I laugh (Am7)alone like nothing's (D7)wrong,

four days has (Gmaj7)never felt so long.

If three's a (Am7)crowd and two was (D7)us,

one slipped (G)away.

(Am7)I just wanna (D7)make you feel (Gmaj7)okay,

(G)but (Am7)all you do is (D7)look the other (Gmaj7)way,

mm. (Em)(Am7)I can't tell you (D7)how much I wish I didn't (Gmaj7)wanna stay,

mm. (Em)(F#m)(Am7)I just kinda (D)wish you were gay.

Is there a (Am7)reason we're not through?

Is there a (G)twelvestep just for (Em)you?

Our (Am7)conversation's all in blue, eleven "heys."

(Em)Ten fingers (Am7)tearing out my hair,

nine times you (Gmaj7)never made it there.

I ate (Am7)alone at seven, you were (D7)six minutes away.

How'm I s'posed to make you feel (Gmaj7)okay

(G)when (Am7)all you do is (D7)walk the other (Gmaj7)way?

Uh. (Em)(Am7)I can't tell you (D7)how much I wish I didn't (Gmaj7)wanna stay,

uh. (Em)(F#m)(Am7)I just kinda (D)wish you were gay.

To spare my (Am)pride,

(D7)to give your lack of int'rest an explanation,

don't (F#m)say I'm (G)not your type.

(D7)Just say that I'm not your (Gmaj7)preferred sexual orientation.

(F#m)I'm (G)so selfish, (D7)but you make me feel helpless,

yeah. And (F#m)I (G)can't (Am)stand another day,

(D7)stand another day.

(Am7)I just wanna (D7)make you feel (G)okay,

but (Am7)all you do is (D7)look the other way,

mm. (Am7)I can't tell you (D7)how much I wish I didn't (Gmaj7)wanna stay,

oh. (Em)(F#m)(Am7)I just kinda (D)wish you were gay.

(Am7)I just kinda (D)wish you were gay.

(Am7)I just kinda (D7)wish you were (G)gay.