Whipped Into Shape

(Am)Do you want an (G)easy miracle?

Do you (F)wanna lose a pound (E)or two?

Then (Am)you can turn (G)this off right now,

my (F)workout's not (E)for you.

I'm (C)talkin' to the woman (G)who wants it all.

Gotta (F)pay for what (E)you get.

'Cause (Dm)size two clothes don't come to those too (Esus)lazy to (E)sweat!

I want you (Am)whipped into shape!

When I say, (Dm)"Jump," say, "How (E7sus)high?"

You know you're (Am)doin' it right when you start (F)to (E)cry.

If you don't (Dm)look like you should,

you got to (Am)whip it, (G)whip it,

(F)whip it (Em)good!

I'm (D)sorry, ladies, (Dm)no escape (E)and 'til you're whipped into (Am)shape!

(Am)Whipped into shape!

(E)Whipped into (Am)shape!

(E)But it's (Am)more than just (G)a workout,

it's a (F)defensive (E)weapon too.

Simply (Am)wrap it 'round (G)your assailant's neck,

then (F)pull 'til he (E)turns blue.

You can (C)also use the (G)patented handle grips to (F)shatter your (E)attacker's spine.

And (Dm)all for three small payments of (Esus)nineteen ninety (E)nine!

You'll have him

(Cm)Whipped into shape!

When I say, (Fm)"Jump," say, "How (G7sus)high?"

You know you're (Cm)doin' it right when you start (Ab)to (G)cry.

If you don't (Fm)look like you should,

you got to (Cm)whip it, (Bb)whip it,

(Ab)whip it (Gm)good!

Like (F)prison, ladies, (Fm)no escape

(G)'til you're whipped into (Am)shape!

(E7)Whipped into shape!

(F)Whip it, whip it, whip it!

Get (G)whipped into (Am)shape!