Whipped Into Shape piano leadsheet with chords

Do you want an easy miracle?

Do you wanna lose a pound or two?

Then you can turn this off right now,

my workout's not for you.

I'm talkin' to the woman who wants it all.

Gotta pay for what you get.

'Cause size two clothes don't come to those too lazy to sweat!

I want you whipped into shape!

When I say, "Jump," say, "How high?"

You know you're doin' it right when you start to cry.

If you don't look like you should,

you got to whip it, whip it,

whip it good!

I'm sorry, ladies, no escape and 'til you're whipped into shape!

Whipped into shape!

Whipped into shape!

But it's more than just a workout,

it's a defensive weapon too.

Simply wrap it 'round your assailant's neck,

then pull 'til he turns blue.

You can also use the patented handle grips to shatter your attacker's spine.

And all for three small payments of nineteen ninety nine!

You'll have him

Whipped into shape!

When I say, "Jump," say, "How high?"

You know you're doin' it right when you start to cry.

If you don't look like you should,

you got to whip it, whip it,

whip it good!

Like prison, ladies, no escape

'til you're whipped into shape!

Whipped into shape!

Whip it, whip it, whip it!

Get whipped into shape!