Watch What Happens sing and play along

Write what you know, so they say.

All I know is I don't know what to write or the right way to write it.

This is big, lady, don't screw it up!

This is not some little vaudeville I'm reviewing.

Poor little kids versus rich, greedy sourpusses!

Ha, it's a cinch;

it can practical'y write itself.

And let's pray it does, 'cause as I may have mentioned,

I have no clue what I'm doing!

Am I insane?

This is what I've been waiting for!

Well, that, plus the screaming of half crazy editors:

"A girl?"

"It's a girl?!

How the hell..."

"Is that even legal?"

"Look, just go and get her!"

Not only that there's the story behind the story:

thousands of children exploited, invisible.

Speak up, take a stand, and there's someone to write about it.

That's how things get beter.

Give life's little guys some ink,

and when it dries, just watch what happens!

Those kids will live and breathe right on the page and once they're center stage you watch what happens!

And who's there with her cam'ra and her pen as boys turn into men?

They'll storm the gates and then just watch what happens when they do!

just give in.

It can't be any worse than how it's been.

And it just so happens that we just might win,

so whatever happens,

let's begin!