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There! Right there!

Look at that tan, welltended skin!

Look at the killer shape he's in!

Look at that slightly stubbly chin,

oh please, he's gay, totally gay!

I'm not about to celebrate.

Every trait could indicate a totally straight expatriate.

This guy's not gay, I say,

not gay.

That is the elephant in the room.

Well, is it relevant to assume that a man who wears perfume is automatic'lly,

radic'lly fey?

But look at his coiffed and crispy locks!

Look at his silk translucent socks!

There's the eternal paradox:

look what we're seein'...

What are we seein'?

Is he gay or European!

Ohhh...

Gay or European?

It's hard to guarantee.

Is he gay or European?

Well, hey, don't look at me!

You see they bring their boys up diff'rent in those charming foreign ports.

They play peculiar sports in shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

Gay or foreign fella?

The answer could take weeks!

They both say things like "Ciao bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks!

Oh please.

Gay or European?

So many shades of gray.

Depending on the time of day the French go either way!

Is he gay or European, or...

There! Right there!

Look at that condescending smirk!

Seen it on ev'ry guy at work!

That is a metro het'ro jerk.

This guy's not gay, I say no way!

That is the elephant in the room!

Well, is it relevant to presume that a hottie in that costume is auto matic'lly,

radic'lly, certainly, flirtin'ly

gay! Officially gay!

Swishilly gay, gay, gay, gay, gay!

Dammit! Gay or European?

So stylish and relaxed.

Is he gay or European?

I think his chest is waxed.

But they bring their boys up diff'rent there,

it's cultur'ly diverse.

It's not a fashion curse if he wears a kilt or bears a purse!

Gay or just exotic?

I still can't crack the code.

Yeah, his accent is hypnotic, but his shoes are pointytoed.

Huh. Gay or European?

So many shades of gray!

But if he turns out straight,

I'm free at eight on Saturday!

Is he Gay?

Or European?

Gay? Or European?

Gay or Euro...

Wait a minute!

This man is gay AND European!

Whoa! And neither is disgrace!

Oh! You got to stop your bein' a completely closet case.

D'oh! It's me, not her, he's seein',

no matter what he say!

I swear he never, ever, ever swing the other way!

You are so gay, you big parfait,

you flaming one man cabaret!

I'm straight!

You were not yesterday!

So if I may, I'm proud to say he's gay!

He's gay!

Please! Gay!

Fine, okay, I'm gay!

Hooray!