There! Right There!

(Dm)There! (A7)Right (Dm)there!

Look at that tan, (A7#5)welltended (Dm)skin!

Look at the killer (A7#5)shape he's (Dm)in!

Look at that slightly (A7)stubbly (Dm)chin,

oh (F#dim7)please, he's (Gm)gay, (D7)totally (Gm)gay!

I'm not about to (Em7)celebrate.

Every (F)trait could (Bb)indicate a totally (Eb)straight (A7)expatriate.

This guy's not (Dm)gay, I (A)say,

not (Dm)gay.

That is the elephant (A7#5)in the (Dm)room.

(A7#5)Well, is it (Dm)relevant (A7#5)to (Dm)assume (A7#5)that a (Dm)man who (A7)wears (Dm)perfume is (F#dim7)(Gm)automatic'lly,

(D7)radic'lly (Gm)fey?

But look at his coiffed and crispy (C7)locks!

Look at his (F)silk translucent (Bb)socks!

There's the (Eb)eternal (A7)paradox:

look what we're (Dm)seein'...

What are we (Bm7)seein'?

(G9)Is he (C7sus)gay (C7)or (F)European!

Ohhh...

(Bb)Gay or European?

It's (F)hard to guarantee.

Is he (C7)gay or European?

Well, (F)hey, don't look at me!

You see they (Bb)bring their boys up diff'rent in those (F)charming foreign (Eb9)ports.

(D7)They (G7)play peculiar sports in (C)shiny shirts and tiny shorts.

(Bb)Gay or foreign fella?

The (F)answer could take weeks!

They both (Gm7)say things like "Ciao (C13)bella" while they (F)kiss you on both cheeks!

Oh please.

(Bb)Gay or European?

So (F)many shades of (Am7)gray.

(D7)(Gm7)Depending on (C)the (F)time of day (Bb)the (Gm7)French go (C7)either (Eb7)way!

(D7)Is he (Gm)gay or (C7)European, or...

(Dm)There! (A)Right (Dm)there!

Look at that (A7#5)condescending (Dm)smirk!

Seen it on ev'ry (A7#5)guy at (Dm)work!

That is a metro (A7)het'ro (Dm)jerk.

This (F#dim7)guy's not (Gm)gay, I (D7)say no (Gm)way!

That is the (Gm)elephant in the (C7)room!

Well, is it (F)relevant to (Bb)presume that a (Eb)hottie in that (A7)costume is auto (A7)matic'lly,