The Mad Hatter sing and play along

Well, hello there, it's me with how it's gonna be.

Settle down and listen up good.

The old Hatter is gone but the hat must go on,

worn by me.

Is that understood?

So shut up and toe the line while I redefine how this all will be mine.

I have a dream

that's got a full head of steam.

What is true, what is not,

can both change in a shot,

and, people, me, I couldn't care less

'cause in two seconds flat, livin' under my hat is the strategy for success.

I will look the other way when you wanna play something more than croquet.

You catch my drift?

My little personal gift.

I'm the Mad

Hatter. Come and follow me;

this is it.

The Mad Hatter.

All you gotta do is submit.

And if you don't, my friend,

well then, in the end, there'll be nothing left to defend.

Know what I mean?

When you are facin' the queen.

Uppercased, double spaced, ev'ryone gets a taste and a brandnew leather hat(Give me the hat!)

But to participate, let me reiterate,

you must first put me in command.

I'm the wonder, understand.

Under Wonderland, put the reigns in my hands.

I'll do the rest

as soon as you've acquiesced.

I'm the Mad (Mad Hatter,

Mad ter, Hatter.)

of ferin' a little bit more.

(So crazy.

The Mad Mad Hatter, Mad ter,

Hatter.) givin' you what you're lookin' for.

I am your bestworst case for the choice you face.

I'm the fastest rat in the race.

It's me or the queen

and her serene guillotine.

There is nothing

I won't do.

There is nothing

too taboo.

I will lie.

(She lies.

I will cheat.

She cheats.)

I will track you down and then hit delete tout' suite.

So, sweetie, let me repeat:

I'm the Mad (Mad Hatter,

Mad ter, Hatter.)

pledge allegiance while you still can.

(Uh, uh, uh.

The Mad Mad Hatter, Mad ter,

Hatter.) more than just a hat with a plan.

I am where you belong, the right kind of wrong,

and I'll still be goin' real strong.

The bottom line

is ev'rything will be fine

as all the planets align.

It's gonna be so divine

when all of this will be mine.