The Girl in 14G sing and play along

Just moved in to Fourteen "G,"

so cozy, calm and peaceful.

Heaven for a mouse like me

with quiet by the leaseful.

Pets are banned,

parties too, and no solicitations.

Window seat with garden view.

A perfect nook to read a book.

I'm lost in my Jane Austen when I hear:

"Ah, ah."

Say it isn't so.

Not the flat below.

From an op'ra wanna be in Thirteen "G,"

a matinee of some cantata, Wagner's Ring and Traviata.

"Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah,

ah, ah, ah, ah."

My first night in Fourteen "G."

I'll put up with Puccini.

Brew myself a cup of tea.

Crochet until she's fini.

Half past eight,

not a peep except the clock tick tockin'.

Now I lay me down to sleep.

A comfy bed

to rest my head.

A stretch, a yawn;

I'm almost gone, then

"Dooweezwah dootahdupdoo speedilee deefloydoy beeblip,

naanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaanaa, wooweeee.

Now the girl upstairs wakes me unawares.

Blowin' down from Fifteen "G" her reveille.

She's scattin' like her name is Ella.

Guess who answers a cappella.

"Zoot doo doot floy doy."

"Ah."

"Zoot doo doot floy dee doy."

"Ah."

I'm not one to raise my voice,

make a fuss or speak my mind,

but might I query...

Would you mind if...

Could you kindly...

stop!

Stop!

Thirteen, Fifteen, Fourteen "G."

A most unlikely trio.

Not quite three part harmony.

All day, all night we're singin':

"Zoot doo doot floy doy a zee bop boo doo boy ta boy."

"Stop!"

"Ah.

Ah."

Had my fill of peace and quiet.

Shout out loud.

I've changed my diet, all because of Fourteen "G!"