Something in the Water sing and play along

Some people tell me I got great legs.

Can't figure out why U make me beg.

Does not compute.

Don't not compute.

U think you're special, well so do I.

Why do special women make me cry?

Does not compute.

It don't not compute.

Must be somethin' in the water they drink.

It's been the same with ev'ry girl I've had.

Must be somethin' in the water they drink,

'cause why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

Some people think I'm kinda cute,

but that don't compute when it comes to YOU.

Does not compute.

Some'll never compute.

What's the hangup, what's the scam?

Guess U think I'm just another ooooone of your fans.

Does not compute.

Somethin', honey, don't compute.

Must be somethin' in the water they drink.

It's been the same with ev'ry girl I've had.

Must be somethin' in the water U drink,

'cause why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

I've got to get to U,

baby.

Some people think I'm kinda smart.

Why must a fella stop with U before he starts?

Does not compute,

mama, somethin' don't compute.

I'll buy U clothing, I'll buy U fancy cars,

but U gotta talk to me,

baby, and tell me who

U really are.

Must be somethin' in the water they drink.

It's been the same with ev'ry girl I've had.

Must be somethin' in the water U drink,

'cause why else would a woman wanna treat a man so bad?

(Must be somethin' in the water U drink.)

(Does not compute.)

(Does not compute.)

(Does not compute.)

(Must be somethin' in the water U drink.)

(Must be somethin' in the water U drink.)

(Must be somethin' in the water U drink.)

(Must be somethin' in the water U drink.)