Something in the Water

Some people tell me I got great legs.

(Bb)Can't figure out why U make me (Gm7)beg.

Does not compute.

(Bb)Don't not compute.

(Dm7)U think you're special, well so do I.

(Bb)Why do special women make me (Gm7)cry?

Does not compute.

(Bb)It don't not compute.

(Gm7)Must be somethin' in the (Dm7)water they drink.

It's been the (Bbmaj7)same with ev'ry girl I've had.

(Gm7)Must be somethin' in the (Dm7)water they drink,

'cause (Bb)why else would a woman (A7)wanna treat a man so (Dm7)bad?

(Dm7)Some people think I'm kinda cute,

but that (Bb)don't compute when it comes to YOU.

Does not compute.

Some'll never compute.

(Dm7)What's the hangup, what's the scam?

(Bb)Guess U think I'm just another ooooone of your (Gm7)fans.

Does not compute.

(Bb)Somethin', honey, don't compute.

(Gm7)Must be somethin' in the (Dm7)water they drink.

It's been the (Bbmaj7)same with ev'ry girl I've had.

(Gm7)Must be somethin' in the (Dm7)water U drink,

'cause (Bb)why else would a woman (A7)wanna treat a man so (Dm7)bad?

(Dm7)I've got to get to U,

baby.

(Dm6/9)Some people think I'm kinda smart.

(Bb)Why must a fella stop with U before he starts?

(Gm7)Does not compute,

mama, (Bb)somethin' don't compute.

(Dm6/9)I'll buy U clothing, (Bb)I'll buy U fancy cars,

(Gm7)but U gotta talk to me,

baby, (Bb)and tell me who

U really are.

(Gm7)Must be somethin' in the (Dm7)water they drink.

It's been the (Bbmaj7)same with ev'ry girl I've had.

(Gm7)Must be somethin' in the (Dm7)water U drink,

'cause (Bb)why else would a woman (A7)wanna treat a man so (Dm7)bad?

(Dm7)(Must be somethin' in the water U (Bb)drink.)

(Does not (Gm7)compute.)