Settle for Me

When we're (D7)together, (Gm7)I feel so (C13)grand.

(Am7)My heart goes (D7)tippitytaptaptap (Gm7)when I hold your (C7)hand.

But I (Bb)know there's (Eb9)another guy (Am7)you fancy more;

(G13)so, even though I'm not the (C7)one (Bb)you (D#dim)(C7)adore,

(C9)why (C7#5)not (F)settle for (D7)me?

(Gm7)(C7)Darling, just (F)settle for (D7)me.

(Gm7)I (C7)think you'll (F)have to (D7)agree,

(Gm7)we make (C7)quite a pair.

(Bbmaj7)I know I'm (Eb9)only second place

(Am7)in this game,

(D7)but like (G9)two percent milk or seitan beef,

I (C7)almost taste the same.

(C9)So won't you (F)settle for (D7)me?

(Gm7)Come (C7)on and (F)settle for me.

(Gm7)Say (C7)yes or (F6)no before I choke (F7)on all this swallowed (Bbmaj7)pride.

(Bb7)I (Bb6)have no (Bb)(Bbm7)problem being picked out from the (Eb7)bottom;

if he's your broken (Am7)condom, I'm plan B.

(D7)So (G9)lower those (C13)expectations and settle for me.

(D7)Am I (Gm7)okay with this?

(C7)Totally!

(F)Settle for me,

(Gm7)baby (C7)cakes;

just (F)settle for me,

(Gm7)shmoopy (C7)pie.

I'm (F)begging you, please,

(Gm7)can't you (C7)see the light?

(Abdim)(F)Sugar (Bbmaj7)jugs, I'm so bereft.

(Eb13)Demeaning (Am7)terms are all that (D7)I have left of my (G9)masculinity,

(C13)so settle for me.

(Bbm7)Little girl, (Eb7)don't make me feel like a (Abmaj7)little girl,

(Abm7)exposed and raw,

(Db7)whose boobs can't even fill a (Gbmaj7)training bra.

(Gdim)(Let's pretend I didn't say (C7)that.)

(F)Settle for me.

(D7)It's a (Gm7)practical (C7)proposal.

(F)Settle for me.

(D7)It makes a (Gm7)certain sense.

(C7)He's a (F)fantasy,

(D7)but, (Gm7)hey, let's (C7)think this through:

(F7)Yes, (Bbmaj7)Josh is a dream,