Pretzel Logic

I would love to tour the Southland on,

(Fmaj7)in a trav'ling minstrel (Am7)show;

yes, I'd (Dm7)love to tour the Southland on,

in a trav'ling minstrel (Am7)show.

Yes, I'm (D)dy'n' to be a (E)star

and (D)make them laugh,

they sound just like a (E)record on the (C)(D)phonograph.

Those days are gone (E)forever,

(C)over a (D)long time (C)ago,

oh, yeah.

(Am7)I have never met Napoleon,

(Fmaj7)but I plan to find the (Am7)time;

I have (Dm7)never met Napoleon,

but I plan to find the (Am7)time.

'Cause he (D)looks to so a (E)fine (D)upon that hill;

they tell me he was (E)lonely,

on he's (C)lonely (D)still.

Those days are gone (E)forever,

(C)over a (D)long time (C)ago,

oh, yeah.

(Am7)I have (D)I (Am7)stepped up on the platform,

a (Fmaj7)man gave me the news.

He (Am7)said, "You must be joking,

son; where (Am7)did you get those shoes?

(Dm7)Where did you get those (Am7)shoes?"

Well, I (D)seen him on (E)the T V,

the (C)movie (D)show;

they say the times (E)are changin' but I (C)just don't (D)know.

These things are gone (E)forever,

(C)over a (D)long time (C)ago,

oh, yeah.