Pretzel Logic piano leadsheet with chords

I would love to tour the Southland on,

in a trav'ling minstrel show;

yes, I'd love to tour the Southland on,

in a trav'ling minstrel show.

Yes, I'm dy'n' to be a star

and make them laugh,

they sound just like a record on the phonograph.

Those days are gone forever,

over a long time ago,

oh, yeah.

I have never met Napoleon,

but I plan to find the time;

I have never met Napoleon,

but I plan to find the time.

'Cause he looks to so a fine upon that hill;

they tell me he was lonely,

on he's lonely still.

Those days are gone forever,

over a long time ago,

oh, yeah.

I have I stepped up on the platform,

a man gave me the news.

He said, "You must be joking,

son; where did you get those shoes?

Where did you get those shoes?"

Well, I seen him on the T V,

the movie show;

they say the times are changin' but I just don't know.

These things are gone forever,

over a long time ago,

oh, yeah.