Practically Perfect sing and play along

By the time the wind has blown the weathervane around,

I'll show you if I can.

No matter what the circumstance, for one thing I'm renowned:

my character is spit spot spick and span.

I'm practically perfect in ev'ry way.

Practically perfect, so people say.

Each virtue virtu'lly knows no bound.

Each trait is great and patently sound.

I'm practically perfect from head to toe.

If I had a fault, it would never dare to show.

I'm so practically perfect in every way.

Both prim and proper and never too stern.

Well educated, yet willing to learn.

I'm clean and honest, my manner refined,

and I wear shoes of the sensible kind.

I suffer no nonsense and whilst I remain,

there's nothing else I feel I need explain.

I'm practically

I'm practically perfect,

and here's my aim:

by the time I leave here you both will be the same.

You'll be practically perfect,

practically perfect.

You will be practically perfect in ev'ry way.