One Week

It's been (A)one week since you looked at me,

cocked your head to one side and (D9)said,

"I'm angry."

(A)Five days since you laughed at me,

saying, "Get that together, come (Gmaj13)back and see me."

(A)Three days since the living room.

I realized it's all my fault,

but (D9)couldn't tell you.

(A)Yesterday you'd forgiven me, but it'll still be two days till I (Gmaj13)say I'm sorry.

(A)Hold it now and watch the hoodwink (D9)as I make you (A)stop,

think. You'll think you're looking at (D9)Aquaman.

(A)I summon fish to the dish,

although I (D9)like the Chalet (A)Swiss,

I like the sushi 'cause it's never touched a frying (D9)pan.

(A)Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes,

(D9)big like (A)LeAnn Rimes, because I'm all about (D9)value.

(A)Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits,

(D9)you try to (A)match wits, you try to hold me,

but I bust (D9)through.

(A)Gonna make a break and take a fake.

I'd like a (D9)stinkin', achin' (A)shake.

I like vanilla, it's the finest of the (D9)flavors.

(A)Gotta see the show, 'cause then you'll know the (D9)vertigo is gonna (A)grow,

'cause it's so dangerous, you'll have to sign a (D9)waiver.

(F#m7)How can I help it (E9)if I think you're funny when you're mad?

(C#m)Tryin' hard (D9)not to smile, though I feel bad.

(F#m7)I'm the kind of (E9)guy who laughs at a funeral.

(C#m)Can't understand (D9)what I mean?

Well, you soon will.

(F#m7)I have a (E9)tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve.

(C#m)I have a (D9)history of taking off my shirt.

It's been (A)one week since you looked at me,

threw your arms in the air and (D9)said,

"You're crazy."

(A)Five days since you tackled me.

I've still got the rug burns on (Gmaj13)both my knees.

It's (A)been three days since the afternoon you realized it's not my fault,

not a (D9)moment too soon.

(A)Yesterday you'd forgiven me, and now I sit back and wait till you (Gmaj13)say you're sorry.

(D9)It'll (A)still be two till we say (D9)we're sorry.