If I Had $1,000,000

If I (E)had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars) well,

I'd buy you a house.

(I would buy you coat, a house.)

And if I had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars,)

I'd buy you furniture for your house.

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an (A)ottoman.)

And if I (E)had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars) well,

I'd buy you John you a KCar.

(A nice, reliant automobile.)

(A)And if I (E)had a million dollars,

I'd buy your love.

(D)If I (E)had a million dol lars,

I'd build a tree fort in our yard.

If I had a million dollars,

you could help, it wouldn't be that hard.

If I had a million dol lars,

maybe we could put a (F#m)little tiny fridge (E)in there (D)somewhere.

(A)If I (E)had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars) well,

I'd buy you a fur (But not a fur dress,

that's cruel.)

And if I had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars,)

well, I'd buy you an exotic pet.

(Yep, like a Pi llama, or or an (A)emu.)

kel.) And if I (E)had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars) well,

I'd buy you John Merrick's rekey.

(All them alzy want elephant bones.)

(A)And if I (E)had a million dollars,

I'd buy your love.

(D)If I (E)had a million dol lars,

We wouldn't have to walk to the

If I had a million dollars,

We'd take a ousine, 'cause it costs more.

If I had a million dol lars,

we be would could n't a (F#m)have tle tin to fridge (E)eat Kraft (D)dinner.