I've Got a Dream

I'm (E)malicious, mean and scary, my (A)sneer could curdle dairy and (C#m7)violencewise,

my (F#9)hands are not the (B7)cleanest.

But (E)despite my evil look (E7)and my (A)temper and my (A#dim7)hook,

I've (G7)always yearned to (F#m7)be a (B)concert (E)pianist.

Can't you (G#m)see me on the stage performing (C#m)Mozart?

(F#)Tickling the iv'ries 'til they (C7)gleam?

(B7)Yep, I'd (E)rather be called deadly (E7)for my (A)killer showtune (A#dim7)medley.

Thank you!

'Cause (G7)way down (C#7)deep (F#m7)inside, I've (B7)got a (E)dream.

He's got a (A)dream, he's got a (E)dream.

See, I (G#m)ain't as cruel and (C#m)vicious as I (F#m7)seem.

(B7)Though I (E)do like breaking femurs,

you could (A)count me with the (F#)dreamers.

Like (G7)(C#7)ev'rybody (F#m7)else, I've (B)got a (E)dream.

na na na na (A)na na (B)na na (E)na na (F#)na na (Bsus)na.

(B)I've got (E)scars and lumps and bruises,

(E7)plus (A)something here that oozes, and (C#m7)let's not even (F#9)mention my (B)complexion.

But (E)despite my extra (E7)toes and my (A)goiter and my (F#)nose,

I (G7)really (C#7)want to (F#m7)make a (B7)love (E)connection.

Can't you (G#m)see me with a special little (C#m)lady?

(F#)Rowing in a rowboat down the (C7)stream?

(B7)Though I'm (E)one disgusting blighter, (E7)I'm a (A)lover,

not a (A#dim7)fighter.

'Cause (G7)way down (C#7)deep (F#m7)inside, I've (B)got a (E)dream.

(E7)I've got a (A)dream, He's got a dream,

I've got a (E)dream.

he's got a dream.

And I (G#m)know one day (C#m)romance will reign (F#m7)supreme!

(B7)Though my (E)face leaves people screaming,

there's a (A)child behind it (A#dim7)dreaming.

Like (G7)(C#7)ev'rybody (F#m7)else, I've (B)got a (E)dream.

(G#m)Tor would like to quit and be a (A)florist.

(E)Gunther does (F#m)(B)interior (E)design.

(G#m)Ulf is into mime, Attila's (C#m)cupcakes are sublime.

(F#7)Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little puppet shows.

And Vladimir collects ceramic (C#m7)(B7)unicorns.

I have (E)dreams like you, no,

really! Just (A)much less touchy feely.

They (C#m7)mainly happen (F#9)somewhere warm and (B7)sunny on an (E)island (F)that I (F#)own,

(G#)tanned and (A)rested (Bb)and (B)(A#dim7)alone