I've Got A Dream

I'm (F)malicious, mean, and scary.

My (Bb)sneer could curdle dairy, and (Dm)violencewise,

my (G)hands are not the (C)cleanest.

But (F)despite my evil look and my (Bb)temper and my (Bdim7)hook,

I've (Ab7)always yearned to (Gm)be a (C)concert (F)pianist.

Can't you (Am)see me on the stage performing (Dm)Mozart,

(G)tickling the iv'ries 'til they (Db7)gleam?

(C)Yep, I'd (F)rather be called deadly for my (Bdim7)killer showtune medley.

Thank you!

'Cause (Ab7)way down (D7)deep (Gm)inside, I've (C)got a (F)dream.

He's got a (Bb)dream, he's got a (F)dream.

See, I (Am)ain't as cruel and (Dm)vicious as I (Gm7)seem.

(C)Though I (F)do like breaking femurs,

you could (Bb)count me with the (Bdim7)dreamers.

Like (Ab7)(D7)ev'rybody (Gm)else, I've (C)got a (F)dream.

na na na na (Bb)na na (C)na na (F)na na (G)na na (Csus)na.

(C)I've got (F)scars and lumps and bruises,

plus (Bb)something here that oozes, and (Dm)let's not even (G)mention my (C)complexion.

But (F7)despite my extra toes and my (Bdim)goiter and my nose,

I (Ab7)really (D7)want to (Gm)make a (C)love (F)connection.

Can't you (Am)see me with a special little (Dm)lady,

(G)rowing in a rowboat down the (C)stream?

Though I'm (F7)one disgusting blighter, I'm a (Bdim)lover,

not a fighter, 'cause (Ab7)way down (D7)deep (Gm)inside,

I've (C)got a (F)dream.

I've got a (Bb)dream, I've got a (F)dream,

and I (Am)know one day (Dm)romance will reign (Gm7)supreme!

(C)Though my (F)face leaves people screaming,

there's a (Bdim)child behind it dreaming.

Like (Ab7)(D7)ev'rybody (Gm)else, I've (C)got a (F)dream.

(Am)Tor would like to quit and be a (Bb)florist.

(F)Gunther does (Gm)(C)interior (F)design.

(Am)Ulf is into mime, Atlila's (Dm)cupcakes are sublime.

(G)Bruiser knits, Killer sews, Fang does little pupet shows,

and Vladimir collects ceramic (C)(Dm7)(C)unicorns.

I have (F)dreams like you, no,

really! Just (Bb)much less touchy feely.

They (Dm7)mainly happen (G)somewhere warm and (C)sunny on an (F)island that I own,

tanned and (Bb)rested and (Bdim)alone,

(Ab7)surrounded (D7)by (Gm)enormous (C)piles of (F)money.