Introducing Me

I'm good at wastin' (G)time.

I think lyrics need to (Am)rhyme.

And you're not askin' but I'm (F)try'n' to grow a moustache.

I eat (C)cheese but only on pizza (G)please and sometimes on a (Am)homemade quesadilla,

(F)otherwise it smells like feet to me.

And (Dm)I, I really like it when the (C)moon looks like a toenail and I (D)love it when you say my (F)name.

(C)If you wanna know, here it goes,

gonna tell you there's a (G)part of me that shows.

If we're close, gonna let you see (Am)everything.

But (F)remember that you asked for it.

I'll (C)try to do my best to impress but it's easier to (G)let you take a guess at the rest.

But you wanna hear what (Am)lives in my brain,

and my (F)heart.

Well, you asked for it for (Dm)your perusing,

at (C)times confusing.

(F)Slightly amusing, (G)introducing me.

(C)Do, do, do, do, do, do,

do. (G)Do, do, do, do, do,

do, do.

(Am)La, da, da, da.

(F)La, da, da, da, (G)da, da,

da, da, da.

I (C)never trust a dog to watch my (G)food and I like to use the word (Am)"Dude" as a noun or an (F)adverb or an adjective.

And I, (C)I never really been into (G)cars.

I like really cool (Am)guitars and superheroes and (F)checks with lots of zeroes on (Dm)'em.

I love the sound of (C)violins and (D)makin' someone (F)smile.

(C)If you wanna know, here it goes,

gonna tell you there's a (G)part of me that shows.

If we're close gonna let you see (Am)everything.

But (F)remember that you asked for it.

I'll (C)try to do my best to impress but it's easier to (G)let you take a guess at the rest but you wanna hear what (Am)lives in my brain and my (F)heart.

Well, you asked for it for (Dm)you perusing,

at (C)times confusing.

(F)Possibly amusing, (G)introducing me.

(Am)Well, you prob'ly know more than you (F)ever wanted to.

So be (D)careful when you ask next (F)time.

So, (C)Do, do, do, do, do,

do, do.

(G)Do, do, do, do, do, do,

do. (Am)Do, do, do, do.