Introducing Me

I'm er trust a good at wastin' (G)time.

I think lyrics use need to (Am)rhyme.

And you're not askin' but I'm (F)try'n' to grow a moustache.

I eat I, (C)cheese I nev but only on pizza (G)please I and sometimes on a (Am)homemade quesadilla,

(F)otherwise it smells like feet to me.

And (Dm7)I, I really like it when the (C)moon looks like a toenail and I (D)love it when you say my (F)name.

(C)If you wanna know, here it goes,

gonna tell you there's a (G)part of me that shows.

If we're close, gonna let you see (Am)everything.

But (F)remember that you asked for it.

I'll (C)try to do my best to impress but it's easier to (G)let you take a guess at the rest.

But you wanna hear what (Am)lives in my brain,

and my (F)heart.

Well, you asked for it for (Dm)your perusing,

at (C)times confusing.

(F)Slightly amusing, (G)introducing (C)me.

Do, do, do, do, do, do,

do. (G)Do, do, do, do, do,

do, do.

(Am)La, da, da, da.

(G)La, da, da, da, da, da,

da, da, (C)da.

I nev er trust a dog to watch my (G)food and I like to use the word (Am)"Dude" And as a noun in' or an (F)adverb or an adjective.

And I, (C)cheese I nev er really been into (G)cars.

I like really cool (Am)guitars and superheroes and er (F)checks with lots of zeros on 'em.

(Dm7)I I the ly sound it of the (C)violins a toenail and and (D)makin' when you someone (F)smile.

(C)If you wanna know, here it goes,

gonna tell you there's a (G)part of me that shows.

If we're close, gonna let you see (Am)everything.

But (F)remember that you asked for it.

I'll (C)try to do my best to impress but it's easier to (G)let you take a guess at the rest.

But you wanna hear what (Am)lives in my brain,

and my (F)heart.

Well, you asked for it for (Dm)your perusing,

at (C)times confusing.

(F)Slightly amusing, (G)introducing (C)me.

Do, do, do, do, do, do,

do. (G)Do, do, do, do, do,

do, do.

(Am)La, da, da, da.