If I Had $1,000,000 sing and play along

If I had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars) well,

I'd buy you a house.

(I would buy you coat, a house.)

And if I had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars,)

I'd buy you furniture for your house.

(Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman.)

And if I had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars) well,

I'd buy you John you a KCar.

(A nice, reliant automobile.)

And if I had a million dollars,

I'd buy your love.

If I had a million dol lars,

I'd build a tree fort in our yard.

If I had a million dollars,

you could help, it wouldn't be that hard.

If I had a million dol lars,

maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere.

If I had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars) well,

I'd buy you a fur (But not a fur dress,

that's cruel.)

And if I had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars,)

well, I'd buy you an exotic pet.

(Yep, like a Pi llama, or or an emu.)

kel.) And if I had a million dollars,

(If I had a million dollars) well,

I'd buy you John Merrick's rekey.

(All them alzy want elephant bones.)

And if I had a million dollars,

I'd buy your love.

If I had a million dol lars,

We wouldn't have to walk to the

If I had a million dollars,

We'd take a ousine, 'cause it costs more.

If I had a million dol lars,

we be would could n't a have tle tin to fridge eat Kraft dinner.

If I had a million dollars,

if I had a million dollars,

if I had a million dollars,

if I had a million dollars,

if I had a million dollars,

I'd be rich.