I Yust Go Nuts At Christmas sing and play along

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas,

on that yolly holiday.

I'll go in the red like a knucklehead,

'cause I'll squander all my pay.

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas.

Shopping sure drives me berserk.

On the day before, I rush in a store like a squander all my pay.

Oh, I poor, bevildered yerk.

I'll look at nightgowns for my vife,

those black ones trimmed in red.

But I von't know her size and so she'll get a carpet sweeper instead.

Oh, I yust go nuts at Christmas,

when each kid hangs up his sock.

It's a time for kids to flip their lids while their papa goes in hock.

Christmas, ev'ryone!