I Wanna Be A Producer sing and play along

Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy,

unhappy, unhappy, very, verry, very, very,

very, very, very unhappy.

Oh, I debits all de mornin' and I credits all de evenin' until dem ledgers be right.

Until them ledgers be right.

I spend my life accounting with figures and such.

To what is my life amounting?

It figures not much.

I have a secret desire hiding deep in my soul.

It sets my heart afire

to see me in this role.

I wanna be a producer with a hit show til on Broadway.

I wanna be a producer, lunch at Sardi's ev'ry day.

I wanna be a producer, sport a top hat and a cane.

I wanna be a producer and drive those chorus o girls insane.

I wanna be a producer and a sleep un til half past two.

I wanna be a producer and say you,

you, you, not you.

I wanna be a producer, wear a tux on op'ning nights.

I wanna be a producer and see my name,

Le o Bloom, insane.

lights. I wanna be!

I wanna be!

I wanna be the greatest, grandest and most fabulous producer in the He wants to be a producer,

he's gotta dine with a duchess and a duke.

I just gotta be a producer,

drink champagne until I puke.

I wanna be a producer,

show the world just what I've got.

I'm gonna put on shows that will enthrall 'em.

Read my name in Winchell's column.

I wanna be a producer

'cause it's ev'rything I'm not.

Unhappy, unhappy, so unhappy, very, very,

very, very, very, very, very, very

sad. I wanna be a producer.