I Wanna Be A Producer

Unhappy, unhappy, very unhappy,

unhappy, (Bb7)unhappy, (Asus)very, verry, very, very,

(A)very, very, very (Dm)unhappy.

(A7)Oh, I (Dm)debits all de (Dm(maj7))mornin' and I (Dm7)credits all de evenin' (Gm)until dem (Gm7)ledgers be (F)right.

(Bbmaj7)Until (Dm)them (Gm7)ledgers (C9)be (D)right.

(D)I spend my life (Em7)accounting with (A7)figures and (D)such.

To what is my life (Em7)amounting?

It (A7)figures not (D7)much.

(Gmaj7)I have a (A)secret (F#m7)desire (Bm)(Em7)hiding (A7)deep in my (D7)soul.

(C#m7)It sets my (F#)heart (Bm)afire

to (Bm7)see me in this (G)role.

(C)I wanna (Cmaj7)be a (C6)producer (C)with a (D7)hit show til on Broadway.

(Dm)I wanna (Dm(maj7))be a (Dm7)producer, (Dm6)lunch at (G7)Sardi's ev'ry (C)day.

I wanna (Cmaj7)be a (C6)producer, (C)sport a (A7)top hat and a (Dm)cane.

(Fm)I wanna be a (C)producer (A7)and drive those (G7)chorus o girls (C)insane.

I wanna (Cmaj7)be a (C6)producer (C)and a (D7)sleep un til half past two.

(Dm)I wanna (Dm(maj7))be a (Dm7)producer (Dm6)and say (G7)you,

you, you, not (C)you.

I wanna (Cmaj7)be a (C6)producer, (C)wear a (A7)tux on op'ning (Dm)nights.

(Fm)I wanna be a (C)(A7)producer and see my (G7)name,

Le o Bloom, (C)insane.

lights. I wanna (D7)be!

I wanna be!

I wanna be the greatest, grandest and most fabulous producer in the (G)He wants to be a producer,

he's gotta (A7)dine with a duchess and a duke.

I (Am)just gotta be a producer,

drink (D7)champagne until I (G)puke.

(G)I wanna be a (E7)producer,

show the world just (D)what (E7)I've (Am6)got.

I'm gonna (Am)put on shows that (Cm(maj7))will (Cm6)enthrall (G)'em.

Read my name in (E7)Winchell's column.

(Am)I wanna be a (C)producer

(C)'cause it's (Am7)(D7)ev'rything I'm (Gm)not.

Unhappy, unhappy, so (Eb7)unhappy, (D)very, very,

very, very, very, very, very, very

(Gm)sad. I wanna be a producer.