Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer piano leadsheet with chords

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

but as for me and grandpa,

we believe!

She'd been drinking too much eggnog,

and we begged her not to go.

But she forgot her medication,

and she staggered out the door into the snow.

When we found her Christmas morning

at the scene of the attack,

she had hoofprints on her forehead

and incriminating claw marks on her back!

Grandma got run over by a reindeer

walking home from our house Christmas Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as Santa,

but as for me and grandpa,

we believe!

Now the goose is on the table,

and the pudding made of fig.

But And the blue and silver candles

that would just've matched the hair in grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours,

"Better watch out for yourselves."

They should never give a licence

to a man who drives a sleigh and plays with back!

elves! - lieve!