Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

(F)Grandma got run over by a reindeer

walking home from our house Christmas (Bb)Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as (F)Santa,

but (Gm)as for me and (C7)grandpa,

we (F)believe!

She'd been drinking too much (C)eggnog,

and we begged her not to (F)go.

But she forgot her (Bb)medication,

and she (Gm)staggered out the (C7)door into the (F)snow.

(Dm)When we found her Christmas (Am)morning

(Gm)at the (C7)scene of the (F)attack,

she had hoofprints on her (Bb)forehead

and (Gm)incriminating (C7)claw marks on her (F)back!

(F)Grandma got run over by a reindeer

walking home from our house Christmas (Bb)Eve.

You can say there's no such thing as (F)Santa,

but (Gm)as for me and (C7)grandpa,

we (F)believe!

Now the goose is on the (C)table,

and the pudding made of (F)fig.

But And the blue and silver (Bb)candles

that would (Gm)just've matched the (C7)hair in grandma's (F)wig.

(Dm)I've warned all my friends and (Am)neighbours,

(Gm)"Better (C7)watch out for (F)yourselves."

They should never give a (Bb)licence

to a (Gm)man who drives a (C7)sleigh and plays with (F)back!

(F)(C7)elves! (Bb)- lieve!