Fixer Upper

Is it the clumpy way he walks?

Or the grump y way he talks?

Or the pearshaped, squareshaped weirdness of his feet?

And though we know he washes well,

he always ends up sorta smelly.

But you'll never meet a fella who's as sensitive and sweet!

So he's a bit of a fixer upper;

so he's got a few flaws,

like his peculiar brain, dear, his thing with the reindeer,

that's a little outside of nature's laws!

So he's a bit of a fixer upper,

but this we're certain of;

you can fix this fixer upper up with a little bit of love!