Fixer Upper

Is it the (C)clumpy way he walks?

Or (F)grump he Or the (Am)pearshaped,

squareshaped (D9)weirdness of his (G)feet?

And though we (C)know he washes well,

(Em7)he always (F)ends a (Dm7)y.

But you'll (C)never meet a (A7)fella (D7)who's as (G)sensitive and sweet!

(C)So he's a bit of a (Em7)fixer upper;

(F)so he's got a few (Am)flaws,

(G)like his (C)peculiar brain, dear, his (Em7)thing with the reindeer,

that's a (F)little (D)outside of (G7)nature's laws!

(C)So he's a bit of a (Em7)fixer upper,

but (F)this we're certain (F#dim7)of:

You can (C)fix this fixer (Am)upper (D)up with a (Dm7)little (G7)bit of (C)love!

(G)Is it the (C)way that he runs scared?

Or that he's (F)socially impaired?

Or that he (Am)only likes to (D9)tinkle in the (G)woods?

Are you (C)holding back your (Em7)fondness due to (Dm7)his unmanly blonde ness?

Or the (C)way he covers (A7)up that (D7)he's the (G)honest goods?

(C)He's just a bit of a (Em7)fixer upper;

(F)he's got a couple o' (Am)bugs.

(G)His (Em7)isolation is a confirmation of his (F)(D)desperation for (G7)healing hugs!

(C)So he's a bit of a (Em7)fixer upper,

but (F#dim7)we know what to do;

the the (C)way to fix up this (Am)fixer (D)upper is to (Dm7)fix him (G7)up with (C)you!

(C)So she's a bit of a (Em7)fixer upper;

(F)he's that's a miple nor (Am)thing.

(G)Her (Em7)quote "engagement" is a flex arrangement.

of And (F)by the way, (D)I don't (G7)see no ring!

(C)So she's a bit of a (Em7)fixer upper;

her (F#dim7)brain's a bit betwixt!

Get the (C)fian fixcé out (Am)of the way (D)per and the (Dm7)whole thing (G7)will be (C)fixed!

(Am)We're not saying you can change him,

'cause (Em)people don't really change.

We're (Bb)only saying that (F)love's a force that's (C)powerful and strange.

(A)People make bad choices if they're (D)mad or scared or stressed.

But (E)throw a little love their way,

throw a little love their way,

(A)you'll bring out their best!

True love brings out the best!

(D)Ev'ryone's a bit of a (F)fixer upper;