50 Ways To Say Goodbye

My heart is (Am7)paralyzed,

(D)my head was (G)oversized.

(C)I'll take the (Am7)high road like I should.

(Em)You said it's (Am)meant to (D)be,

that it's not (G)you, it's (C)me.

You're leavin' (Am7)now for my own (Bsus)good.

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

She went (C)down in an airplane,

(G)fried gettin' suntanned, (D)fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand.

(C)Help me, help me,

(G)I'm no good at goodbyes.

(B)She met a (C)shark under water,

(G)fell and no one caught her.

(D)I returned ev'rything I ever bought her.

(C)Help me, help me,

(G)I'm all out of (B)lies and ways to say you (Em)died.

(Em)My pride still (Am7)feels the sting,

(D)you were my (G)ev'rything.

(C)Someday I'll (Am7)find a love like yours.

(Em)She'll think I'm (Am)Superman,

(D)not super (G)minivan.

(C)How could you (Am7)leave on Yom

(Bsus)Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

She was (C)caught in a mudslide,

(G)eat by a lion, (D)got in run over a py purple Scion.

(C)Help me, help me,

(G)I'm no good at goodbyes.

(B)She met dried (C)up in the desert,

(G)drowned and in a hot tub,

(D)danced to death at an east I side er nightclub.

(C)Help me, help me,

(G)I'm all out of (B)lies and ways to say you (Em)died.

died.

(C)I (D)wanna live a thousand lives with you.

I (C)wanna be the one you're dyin' to (D)love,

but you don't (C)want to.

That's (B)cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say,

that's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

She went (C)down in an airplane,

(G)fried gettin' (D)suntanned, fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand.