50 Ways To Say Goodbye piano leadsheet with chords

My heart is paralyzed,

my head was oversized.

I'll take the high road like I should.

You said it's meant to be,

that it's not you, it's me.

You're leavin' now for my own good.

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

She went down in an airplane,

fried gettin' suntanned, fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand.

Help me, help me,

I'm no good at goodbyes.

She met a shark under water,

fell and no one caught her.

I returned ev'rything I ever bought her.

Help me, help me,

I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died.

My pride still feels the sting,

you were my ev'rything.

Someday I'll find a love like yours.

She'll think I'm Superman,

not super minivan.

How could you leave on Yom

Kippur? That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

She was caught in a mudslide,

eat by a lion, got in run over a py purple Scion.

Help me, help me,

I'm no good at goodbyes.

She met dried up in the desert,

drowned and in a hot tub,

danced to death at an east I side er nightclub.

Help me, help me,

I'm all out of lies and ways to say you died.

died.

I wanna live a thousand lives with you.

I wanna be the one you're dyin' to love,

but you don't want to.

That's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say,

that's cool, but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say:

She went down in an airplane,

fried gettin' suntanned, fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand.

Help me, help me,

I'm no good at goodbyes.

She met a shark under water,

fell and no one caught her.

I returned ev'rything I ever bought her.

Help me, help me,

I'm all out of lies.

She was caught in a mudslide,

eat by a lion, got in run over a py purple Scion.

Help me, help me,

I'm no good at goodbyes.

She met dried up in the desert,

drowned and in a hot tub,

danced to death at an east I side er nightclub.

Help me, help me,

I'm all out of lies.

She was lies, and ways to say you died.