Wish You Were Gay

"Ba by, (Am7)I don't feel so good,"

six words you (G)nev er un der stood.

"I'll nev er (Am7)let you go,"

five words you'll nev er (G)say.

I laugh a (Am7)lone like noth ing's wrong,

four days has (Gmaj7)nev er felt so long.

If three's a (Am7)crowd and two was us,

one slipped a (G)way.

(Am7)I just wan na make you feel o (Gmaj7)kay,

but (Am7)all you do is look the oth er (Gmaj7)way,

mm. (Am7)I can't tell you how much I wish I did n't (Gmaj7)wan na stay,

mm. (Am7)I just kind a wish you were gay.

(G)Is there a (Am7)rea son we're not through?

Is there a (G)twelve step just for you?

Our con ver (Am7)sa tion's all in blue,

e lev en (Gmaj7)"heys."

Ten fin gers (Am7)tear ing out my hair,

nine times you (Gmaj7)nev er made it there.

I ate a (Am7)lone at sev en,

you were six min utes a way.

(G)How'm I s'posed to make you feel o (Gmaj7)kay

when (Am7)all you do is walk the oth er (Gmaj7)way?

Uh. (Am7)I can't tell you how much I wish I did n't (Gmaj7)wan na stay,

uh. (Am7)I just kind a wish you were gay.

(G)To spare my (Am)pride,

to give your lack of in (Gmaj7)t'rest an ex pla na tion,

don't say I'm not your (Am)type.

Just say that I'm not your pre (Gmaj7)ferred sex u al o ri en ta tion.

I'm so self ish, but you make me feel help less,

yeah. And I can't (Am)stand an oth er day,

(D7)stand an oth er day.

(Am7)I just wan na make you feel o (G)kay,

but (Am7)all you do is look the oth er (G)way,

mm. (Am7)I can't tell you how much I wish I did n't (Gmaj7)wan na stay,

(Am7)I just kind a wish you were gay.

(Am7)I just kind a wish you were gay.

(Am7)I just kind a wish you were (G)gay.