When I Kissed the Teacher

Ev 'ry bod y screamed

(Eb)when I kissed the teach (Ab)er,

and they must have (Eb)thought they dreamed

when I kissed the teach (Ab)er.

All my friends at (Bb)school,

they had nev er seen the (Gm)teach er blush,

she (Cm)looked like a fool,

(Fm)near ly pet ri fied,

(Bb)'cause she was ta ken by sur prise.

(Eb)When I kissed the teach (Ab)er,

could n't quite be (Eb)lieve her eyes,

when I kissed the teach (Ab)er,

my whole class went (Bb)wild.

As I held my breath, the (Gm)world stood still,

but (Cm)then she just smiled,

(Fm)I was in the sev (Bb)enth heav en when I kissed the teach (Eb)er.

What a mad (Cm)day,

(Ab)now I see ev 'ry (Bb)thing in a diff 'rent light.

(Eb7)What a mad (Abmaj7)day,

I was (Cm)up in the air and she (Cm7)taught me a (F)les son al right.

(Bb)I was in a trance,

(Eb)when I kissed the teach (Ab)er,

sud den ly I (Eb)took the chance,

when I kissed the teach (Ab)er,

lean ing o ver (Bb)me,

She was try ing to ex (Gm)plain the laws of (Cm)ge om e try,

(Fm)and I could n't help (Bb)it I just had to kiss the teach (Eb)er.

What a mad (Cm)day,

(Ab)now I see ev 'ry (Bb)thing in a diff 'rent light.

(Eb7)What a mad (Abmaj7)day,

I was (Cm)up in the air and she (Cm7)taught me a (F)les son al right.

(Bb)I was in a trance,

What a cra zy day, enth heav en,

when I kissed the (Eb)teach

er,

(Ab)when I kissed the teach

(Eb)er,

(Ab)when I kissed the teach

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(Ab)when I kissed the teach