Whatever Happened To My Part?

Whatever happened to my (Bb7)part?

(Ddim7)It was exciting at the (Cm)start.

Now, we're (Ab)half way through Act (Eb)Two,

and (Bb)I've had nothing yet to (Db)do.

(Eb)I've been off (Bb)stage for far too (Eb)long.

It's ages (Gb)since I (Ab)had a (Db)song.

This is (Bb)one unhappy diva.

The producers have deceived her.

There is (Fm)nothing I can sing from my (Bb)heart.

(Eb)Whatever happened to my (Ab)part?

I am (Fm7)sick of my career always (Eb)stuck in second gear,

up to (Ab)here with (Bb)frustration and with (Eb)fears.

I've no (G)Grammy, no rewards.

I've no (Cm)Tony Awards.

I'm (Fm7)constantly replaced by Britney (Bb)Spears.

Britney (E)Spears!

(C#7)Whatever happened to my (F#m)show?

(F#7)I was a hit.

Now, I don't (Bm)know.

I'm with a (D)bunch of British knights,

(A)prancing 'round in wooly (D)tights!

I might as (A)well go to the (D)pub.

They've been out (F)searching (G)for a (C)shrub.

Out (A7)shopping for a bush!

Well, they can kiss my tush!

It (Em)seems to me they've really lost the (A)plot.

(C)Whatever (D)happened to my- (C)I'll call my (D)agent,

dammit- (C)whatever (D)happened to my...

but my (G)part?