Two Out of Three Ain't Bad

(A)Baby, we can talk all night,

(D)but that ain't getting us nowhere.

I've told you (A)ev'rything I (F#m)possibly can;

(D)there's nothing left inside of here.

And (A)maybe you can cry all night,

but (D)that'll never change the way that I feel.

The snow is (A)really piling (F#m)up outside;

I (D)wish you wouldn't make me leave here.

I poured it on and (E)I poured it out,

(D)I tried to show you (E)just how (A)much I care.

(D)I'm tired of words and (E)I'm too (A)hoarse to (F#m)shout,

(G)but you've been cold to me so long,

I'm crying (D)icicles instead of tears.

And all I can (E)do is (D)keep on (E)telling you I (A)want you,

(C#m)I (F#m)need you,

but there (D)ain't no (E)way I'm ever gonna (F#m)love you.

Now (Bm)don't be sad,

(don't be sad, 'cause) 'cause (D)two out of three ain't (F#m)bad.

Now (Bm)don't be sad,

'cause (D)two out of three ain't bad.

You'll never find your gold (E)on a (A)sandy (Bm)beach.

(A)You'll (D)never drill for oil (E)on a (A)city (Bm)street.

I (A)know you're (D)looking for a ruby (E)in a (A)mountain of rocks,

but there (G)ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a (E)Cracker Jack box.

(C#m)I can't lie.

I can't tell you that I'm (D)something I'm not,

no matter how I try.

I'll (C#m)never be able to give you something,

(D)something that I just haven't got.

There's (A)only one girl that I will ever love,

and that was (D)so many years ago.

And though I know I'll (A)never get her (F#m)out of my heart,

she never (D)loved me back, ooh,

I know.

Well, I (A)remember how she left me on a stormy night,

and she (D)kissed me and got (E)out of our bed.

(A)And though I pleaded and I begged her not to (F#m)walk out that door,

she (D)packed her bags and turned right away.

And she kept on (E)telling me,

she (D)kept on (E)telling me, she (D)kept on (E)telling me,