Timeless To Me (from Hairspray)

(F)Styles keep achangin'.

The (G#dim7)world's rearrangin', but (Gm7)Edna, you're timeless to me.

Hemlines are shorter.

A (C9)beer costs a quarter, but (F6)time cannot take what comes free.

(Cm7)You're like a stinky old (F9)cheese,

babe, All a (Bb6)just gettin' riper with age.

And Ed So (Dm7)You're like a fatal disy (G9)ease,

babe. But (Gm7)there's no cure, so let this (C#9)fever (C7)rage.

(F)Some folks can't stand it, say (G#dim7)time is a bandit,

but (Gm7)I take the opposite view.

'Cause when (Em7)I need a lift,

time brings a gift;

(C#m7)another day with (F7)you.

A (Bb6)twist or a waltz,

That Chub it's (Bdim7)all the same schmaltz with just a (Eaug)change in the sceneral (Eb9)y.

(D7)You'll never (Gm7)be old hat.

That's hoo that!

(C7)You're timeless to (F6)me.

(F)Fads keep afadin'.

The (G#dim7)Castro's invading!

But (Gm7)Wilbur, you're timeless to me.

Hairdos are higher.

Mine (C9)feels like barbed wire, but (F6)you say I'm chic as can be!

(Cm7)You're like a rare vintage (F9)Ripple,

All you (Bb6)vintage they'll never forget.

And Edna (Dm7)pour me a teeny ween and (G9)triple and (Gm7)we can toast the fact we (C#9)ain't dead (C7)yet!

(F)I can't stop eating!

Your (G#dim7)hairline's receding.

but (Gm7)Soon there'll be nothing at all.

'Cause So, (Em7)you'll wear a wig while roast a pig.

Hey! (C#m7)Pass that (F7)Geritol!

Glenn (Bb6)Miller had class.

That Chubby (Bdim7)Checker's a gas with but they (Eaug)all pass e (Eb9)ventually.

(D7)You'll never (Gm7)be passé.

Hiphooray! (C7)You're timeless to (F6)me.

(F6)me.

(Gm7)fat and old, but baby, (Eb9)boring you (D13)ain't!

(G6)Some folks don't get it, but (Eb7)we never fret it 'cause (Am7)we know that time is our friend.

And (F#m7)it's plain to see that (B7)you're stuck with me (Ebm7)until the bitter (Dm7)end.

(G9)And (C6)we got a kid who's (C#dim7)blowin' the lid off the (F#aug)Turnblad fam'ly (F9)tree.