Thneedville sing and play along

Goodmornin'!

Ahh.

In Thneedville it's a brand new dawn.

With brand new cars and houses and lawns here in gotallthatweneedville.

In Thneedville we manufacture our trees.

Each one is made in factories and uses ninety six batteries.

In Thneedville the air is not so clean

so we buy it fresh.

It comes out this machine in satisfaction's guaranteedville.

In Thneedville we don't want to know

where the smog and trash and chemicals go.

I just went swimming and now I glow.

In Thneedville we have fun year round.

We surf and snowboard right in town.

We thank the Lord for all we've got including this brand new parking lot,

parking lot, parking lot.

Oh look, it's

Aloysius O'Hare

the man who found a way to sell air and became a zillionaire.

Ev'ryone 'round here works for me.

I sell them somethin' they can get for free.

We live in perfect har

In mony.

ville, in Thneedville.

In Thneedville we love living this way.

It's perfect and that's how it will stay in the love the life we leadville,

destined to succeedville, we are all agreedville.

We're happy here in Thneedville.