The Song That Goes Like This

Once, in ev'ry show there (Bb)comes a song like this.

It (Cm)starts off soft and low,

and (Ab)ends up with a kiss.

Oh, (Eb)where (Cm)is the (Fm7)song that goes like (Bbsus)this?

(Bb)Where is it?

Where? Where?

A (Eb)sentimental song that (Bb)casts a magic spell.

(Bdim7)They (Cm)all will hum along.

We'll (Ab)overact like hell.

Oh, (Eb)this (Cm)is the (Fm7)song that (Bb7)goes like (Eb)this.

(Ab)Yes, it is!

(Eb)Yes, it is!

Yes, it is!

Yes, it is!

(Ab)Now we can go straight (Eb)into the middle eight,

a (Bb7)bridge that is too (Eb)far for me.

(Eb7)I'll sing it in your face,

(G7)while we both embrace, and (Cm7)then we (F7)change the (Bb)key!

(F)Now we're into E.

That's (C)awfully high for me.

But (Dm)ev'ryone can see we (Bb)should have stayed in D.

For (F)this (Dm)is our (Gm7)song that goes like (Csus)this.

(C)I'm (F)feeling very proud.

You're (C)singing far too loud.

That's the (Dm)way that this song goes.

You're (Bb)standing on my toes.

(F)(Dm)Singing our (Gm7)song that goes like (C)this.

(D)I (G)can't believe there's more.

It's (D)far too long, I'm sure.

That's the (Em)trouble with this song,

it goes (C)on and on and on.

For (G)this (Em7)is our (Am7)song that is too (D)long.

Jesus Christ!

God (E)damn it!

We'll be (A)singing this till dawn.

You'll (E)wish that you weren't born.

Let's (F#m)stop this damn refrain, (D)before we go insane.

The (A)song (F#m7)always (Bm7)ends (E)like (D)this.