The Lazy Song

(C)Today I don't feel (G)like doing anything.

(C)I just wanna (G)lay in my bed.

(F)Don't (C)feel like picking up my phone,

so (F)leave a message at the tone,

'cause (C)today I swear I'm (E7)not doing anything.

(G)I'm gonna (C)kick my feet up,

then (G)stare at the fan,

(F)turn the TV on, throw my hand in my pants.

(C)Nobody's gon' (G)tell me I can't.

(F)Naw, I'll be (C)lounging on the couch,

just (G)chillin' in my Snuggie, (F)click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie,

'cause (C)in my castle (G)I'm the frickin' man.

(F)Oh (Dm)yes, I said it,

(Em)I said it, I (F)said it 'cause I can.

(C)Today I don't feel (G)like doing anything.

(C)I just wanna (G)lay in my (F)bed.

Don't (C)feel like picking up my phone,

so (F)leave a message at the tone,

'cause (C)today I swear I'm (E7)not doing anything,

nothing at all.

(Woohoo, (G)woohoo, (F)hoo.)

Nothing at all.

(Woohoo, (G)woohoo, (F)hoo.)

Tomorrow (C)I'll wake up, do some (G)PNinetyX,

meet a (F)really nice girl, have some really nice sex,

and (C)she's gonna scream (G)out, "This is (F)great."

Yeah, I ything.

No, I (Dm7)ain't gonna comb my (G)hair,

'cause (Am7)I ain't goin' anywhere, (Dm)no,

no, no, no, (G7)no, no, no,

no, no, (Am)no.

I'll just (Dm7)strut in my birthday (G)suit and let (Am)ev'rything hang loose.

(Dm)Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, (G7)yeah, yeah,

yeah, yeah, yeah, (Am)yeah.

Oh, (C)today I don't feel (G)like doing anything.

(C)I just wanna (G)lay in my bed.

(F)Don't (C)feel like picking up my phone,

so (F)leave a message at the tone,

'cause (C)today I swear I'm (E7)not doing anything,

nothing at all.