The Laughing Policeman sing and play along

I know a fat old policeman,

he's always on our street.

A fat and jolly redfaced man,

he really is a treat.

He's too kind for a policeman,

he's never known to frown.

And ev'rybody says he is the happiest man in town.

He laughs upon point duty, he laughs upon his beat.

He laughs at ev'rybody when he's walking in the street.

He never can stop laughing, he says he's never tried.

But once he did arrest a man and laughed unest til he cried.

His jolly face had wrinkled and then he shut his eyes.

He opened his great mouth, old hand it was a wondrous size.

He said "I must arrest you."

He didn't know what for, and then he started laughing until he cracked his jaw.

So