The Diary of Horace Wimp

(Monday.) Late again today.

He'd be in trouble, though he'd (Ebmaj7)say he was (Dm7)sorry.

(Ebmaj7)He'd have to (Dm7)hurry out

He was to the bus.

(Bbmaj7)Ohoh. (Ebmaj7)(Bbmaj7)(Tuesday.)

Horace body's was so sad.

He'd never had a girl that (Ebmaj7)he "Now here could (Dm7)care for.

(Ebmaj7)And if he was late once more,

when she he'd be out,

(Bbmaj7)Ohoh.

(Bb)Don't be afraid,

(Bb)just knock on the door.

(Eb)Well, (Bb)he just stood there, (Eb9)mumblin' and fumblin'.

(Bb)Then a voice from above

(Eb)said, (Bb)"Horace Wimp, this is your life.

Go (Eb)out and find (Ebm)yourself a wife.

on, (Bb)Make a stand, and be a man,

and (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan."

can (Bb)do it.)

(Ebm)(Come on, (Bb)Horace.)

(Ebm)(Bbmaj7)(Wednesday.) Horace gain a girl.

He She was small and she was (Ebmaj7)ver he y (Dm7)pretty.

(Ebmaj7)He thought he (Dm7)was in love.

He was Hor (Bbmaj7)afraid.

(Ebmaj7)Boohoo. (Bbmaj7)(Thursday.)

Asks her body's for a date,

the café down the street, (Ebmaj7)tomor "Now here row (Dm7)evening.

(Ebmaj7)His head rest was my once ing

when she And said, (Bbmaj7)"Yes,

O. (Ebmaj7)K."

(Bb)Don't be (Eb7)afraid,

(Bb)just knock on the (Eb7)door.

(Eb)Well, (Bb)he just stood there, (Eb9)mumblin' and (Bb)fumblin'.

Then a voice from (Eb7)above

(Eb)said, (Bb)"Horace Wimp, this is your life.

Go (Eb)out and find (Ebm)yourself a wife.

on, (Bb)Hor a stand, and be a man,

and (Eb)you will have a (Ebm)great life plan."

can (Bb)do it.)

(Ebm)(Come on, (Bb)Horace.)